Last month, we shared with you the story of Batman.
Not the Batman, mind you, but a Batman. The caped crusader in question was a bit pudgier than the one portrayed by Christian Bale and Michael Keaton — even squishier around the midsection than Adam West — but he still fought crime.
When we first met the so-called Bradford Batman (named for the British town where he was spotted), he had arrived unexpectedly at the local police station to turn in a criminal he nabbed.
Clad in a loose-fitting grey and blue costume, the not-so-Dark Knight handed over an alleged crook to the coppers before vanishing into the night.
It seemed the town of Bradford had its very own superhero.
No such luck, it turns out.
It seems the man under the mask was Stan Worby, a 39-year-old Chinese food delivery driver.
Worby has just been arrested for allegedly burgling a Bradford garage.
The kicker: he seemed to be doing his burgling with a trusty sidekick: not Robin, but instead the very same criminal he had dropped off at the police station just weeks ago.
Just a month ago, Worby was being hailed by a hero, especially by himself: “I deserve a medal,” he told reporters. “I’m a caped crusader.”
Now he and his sidekick are awaiting trial for the alleged theft of power tools.
We can’t wait for part three of this Dark Knight trilogy.