Perhaps desperate to steal back some of the late-night headlines from Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien made an appearance on last night’s episode of Chelsea Lately.
For reasons that are entirely unclear, a nude Conan joined an equally nude Handler in the “staff showers” and the two bickered over some boring stuff in a boring way. Eventually, they started slapping each other and Handler tried to impale herself on Conan’s penis.
A few thoughts about this video:
- Damn, Conan has some impressive six-pack abs.
- Conan’s weirdly hairless, too. He doesn’t even have armpit hair. What — is he a pro wrestler now?
- No really — why?
- Would it have been funnier if the video editor also blurred out Conan’s nipples?
- Is this the first time the term “dickslap” has managed to sneak onto TV?
- Seriously — WHY?