War is nothing to be joked about, except when Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson feels like joking about it.
Especially when he feels like wishing a fiery death upon his opponents in the AFC East, the New England Patriots (winners of 18 of the last 19 meetings between the two rivals):
War is nothing to be played with. I apologize North Korea……..but if y’all do bomb 1st… Bomb Foxboro, Mass. Sincerely,#BillsMafia
— STVN (@StevieJohnson13) April 3, 2013
Foxborough, of course, is where Gillette Stadium (home of the Patriots) is located. The suburb of Boston isn’t likely to be near the top of North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un’s target list, unless he really is a Bills fan. We can’t really say for sure, though, because a recent leaked photo that appeared to show North Korea’s missile targets on the East Coast was a bit fuzzy:
Kim Jong-Un met with former NBA star Dennis Rodman last month (for some bizarre reason). No word on whether he has any meetings scheduled with NFL players.