People tweet the damnedest things.
More than 340 million tweets are blasted out onto the Internet every single day, and an enormous proportion of those reveal a level of forethought and intelligence typical among dung beetles.
At least dung beetles have purpose in their dung-rolling lives. Plenty of Twitter users, on the other hand, are highly likely to find themselves without a proverbial dung-ball to push around for a living.
A newly launched German app called FireMe! finds and displays tweets from people who are soon going to be unemployed. Apparently unaware that Twitter is an open forum accessible to anyone (including their bosses), these numbskulls have ranted, whined, threatened bitched and otherwise mis-tweeted about work.
Here are 10 people practically begging to get fired. Language warning: these people are both dumb and vulgar.
There are more future for me if i try a new life on Uganda than if i stay on this fucking job. Damn
— Niño funky (@Niniofunky) March 26, 2013
I really don’t wanna work tonight , the next night , & the night after that ! I hate my job !
— IG: beauty_brainsss (@Love_Beautyyyy) March 26, 2013
I swear I hate my job;; word to wise don’t ever be employed at colonial heights health care
I hate my boss so much. I need to get out of this place. It makes me a mean and angry person. Outside the office I am happy and content.
— Lori (@derekchick) March 26, 2013
You can add manslaughter to my charges when I kill my boss
— Declan Clarke (@DecCPFC) March 26, 2013
On God nobody knows how much i hate my job i go in everynight wanting to cuss out my supervisors and managers
— Antwain King (@Twainzilla) March 26, 2013
— Rachael Emanuelson (@rachaeltaylor07) March 25, 2013
I’ma kill my boss…..
If you worked at Chiptole than you’d know why I hate my job
— Kiara (@KiaraMcLovin_) March 26, 2013