The newest trailer for Star Trek: Into Darkness has been unveiled, and this one will really get fans salivating.
It’s the longest trailer yet, surpassing the two-minute mark, which gives it time to tease us with more more exposition — and explosions — than the previous trailers.
Aside from some the tantalizing bits of voice-over and brooding music, the new trailer features two things fans have come to expect from director J.J. Abrams: lots of stuff blowing up, and enough bursts of lens flare to spark a seizure.
Some highlights to watch for:
0:13 — Some 9/11-esque destruction of a high-rise, with businesspeople fleeing in terror!
0:22 — Lens flare!
0:30 — Brooding figure surveying post-apocalyptic wasteland with blowing trash!
0:33 — Blinding light with some serious lens flare!
0:38 — Rotorless helicopter-type thingy blasting photon cannons!
1:09 — Millennium Falcon! No, wait, that can’t be right…
1:24 — Nuke!
1:25 — Millisecond burst of sweet-ass lens flare on Spock!
1:36 — Gorgeous blonde in underwear!
1:52 — BASE jumping!
1:58 — More 9/11-esque destruction and terror!
2:14 — Credits! Hmm, guess we didn’t need the explanation point on that one.
Enjoy. If you feel a seizure coming on, look away.