It’s official: Tiger Woods has a thing for blondes.
Woods has just announced, to roughly six million followers on Facebook and Twitter, that he is officially dating Lindsey Vonn, the drop-dead-gorgeous alpine skiing superstarlet.
Well, first Woods announced that he was quite pleased with his golf game lately, then mentioned that dating Vonn was pretty nifty, too.
“I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral,” he wrote, probably to stave off the snarky armchair golf experts keen to accuse him of not focusing on his game.
Then Woods added: “Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating.”
Vonn must be all aflutter after reading Woods’ romantic soliloquy expressing that meeting her was “nice” — for a non-golf happening, that is.
Woods then thanked the media for respecting the couple’s privacy, which is clearly the most wishful of thinking.
Rumors were already swirling about a Woods-Vonn courtship after the couple was spotted on Woods’ mega-yacht, which is called — the irony here is so rich it’ll make you fat — Privacy.
They can’t possibly expect to be left alone by the prying paparazzi, given how similar Vonn looks to Woods scorned ex-wife, Elin Nordegren.
Of course, Vonn and Nordegren probably have completely different personalities. Each is a unique snowflake with her own feelings, hopes, aspirations, yadda yadda.
But you have to admit, they look basically identical to one another. Be honest: can you tell which one is which?