Thinking about popping the question on Valentine’s Day?
If you’re envisioning a grandiose public proposal with cameras rolling, you might want to reconsider.
Don’t let your heart usurp your head. Ask yourself: are you absolutely sure the adoration is mutual?
Also: are you absolutely sure she enjoys being asked life-changing questions while being broadcast on a Jumbotron?
You wouldn’t want to end up like these poor rejects.
Prepare to cringe.












