There’s nothing sexier than a pretty woman who can unleash a monster belch.
You’re free to disagree, of course. In any debate, somebody has to be wrong, so it might as well be you.
To reiterate: hot women who can belch are awesome. It’s not weird or fetishistic. There’s just something unexpectedly wonderful about an innocent-looking girl who can unleash a bombastic, baritone belly-burp.
It demonstrates a lack of prissy feminine pretense, a tomboyish self-confidence, a playful joie de vivre, a girl-next-door familiarity and quite likely a formidable appetite for beer. What’s not to love?
Of course, it’s decidedly less attractive when, say, the mother of Honey Boo Boo accidentally expels a burst of exhaust from the gallon of no-name cola she’s just inhaled.
As a rule, burping is only sexy if: (1) The woman is hot to begin with, and (2) she burps on purpose, not as an accidental result of gluttony and gastric reflux.
We dare you — just try not to adore these belching beauties:
French reality TV chick
Showing little brother how it’s done
As seen on Tosh.0
From the chest…
A bit overboard, perhaps…
A how-to guide from a freaky aussie
And the winner is…
“That blew my hat off!”