7 Gorgeous Women Who Can Belch Like Champs (VIDEOS)

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There’s nothing sexier than a pretty woman who can unleash a monster belch.

You’re free to disagree, of course. In any debate, somebody has to be wrong, so it might as well be you.

To reiterate: hot women who can belch are awesome. It’s not weird or fetishistic. There’s just something unexpectedly wonderful about an innocent-looking girl who can unleash a bombastic, baritone belly-burp.

It demonstrates a lack of prissy feminine pretense, a tomboyish self-confidence, a playful joie de vivre, a girl-next-door familiarity and quite likely a formidable appetite for beer. What’s not to love?

Of course, it’s decidedly less attractive when, say, the mother of Honey Boo Boo accidentally expels a burst of exhaust from the gallon of no-name cola she’s just inhaled.

As a rule, burping is only sexy if: (1) The woman is hot to begin with, and (2) she burps on purpose, not as an accidental result of gluttony and gastric reflux.

We dare you — just try not to adore these belching beauties:

French reality TV chick

Showing little brother how it’s done

As seen on Tosh.0

 

From the chest…

A bit overboard, perhaps…

A how-to guide from a freaky aussie

 And the winner is…

“That blew my hat off!”

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