Scarlett Johansson is probably the most attractive woman in the world. Her leaked nude photos were far sexier and more artful than anything that has graced the pages of Playboy magazine in decades–and she took them herself using just a cell phone.
If you were to hear that Scarlett just got a new tattoo on her ribcage and she wants to lift up her shirt and show it to you, you’d be pretty excited, right? That sounds like pretty much the sexiest thing imaginable right?
Check it out:
Something about this whole situation is just not near as sexy as it should be. Maybe it’s the lifeless look on Scarlett’s face. Maybe it’s the ratty T-shirt she has on or the weird pit stain situation.
Or, maybe it’s the fact that that tattoo is pure trash. It’s supposed to be a horseshoe with the words “lucky you,” and technically that’s exactly what it is, but it looks like it was done by a toddler.
Take a closer look at this thing:
It looks like the kind of tattoo 14-year-old girls get on their ankles. It looks like it could be in a “10 Celebrity Tattoo Fails” article on Buzzfeed. In short, it looks like a joke.
It sounds like that might have been the point, though.
The artist who did the tattoo goes by the name Fuzi UVTPK. He’s a French graffiti artist who’s known for drinking, drug use and breaking the law. Fuzi’s done more than a few bad tattoos in his time.
“I like tattoos which have a story, a soul, I don’t give a shit if it’s perfect or not,” he told Mega Laser Magazine. “I don’t want a photo-copy on the arm made by an art school guy! A prison tattoo or an image made with only a needle in the garage of a stranger will have much more beauty for me.”
Fuzi’s name carries a lot of clout, so it’s likely that Johansson was excited to get tatted by him, regardless of how imperfect it might look. After he was done his work, the two posed for this picture: