You’re calling BS, aren’t you?
It’s these stories you read, or hear about, and you immediately go to Snopes. This crap really can’t be true. That headline has to be a gag…spoof…horse sh*t.
NYPD Officer Gilberto Valle III–or GVIII for the sake of this post–was arrested by the FBI, having developed a sinister plot to basically become a very sick, yet creative, serial killer. He wanted to kidnap a long list of women, and cook them to their deaths.
Did he want to eat them? One would have to assume, especially considering that his profile on a dating site lists his favorite foods as “Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Japanese…. I’ll try anything and am not picky at all.”
No doubt.
The FBI arrested GVIII after several complaints were filed and tips were offered from various sources. It became apparent that the man with the plan was seeking other interested parties in plotting a conspiracy to kill at least 100 unsuspecting women. The following is from an exchange with a potential accomplice.
[My oven] is big enough to fit one of these girls if I folded their legs … The abduction will have to be flawless & I know all of them … [Victim 1], I can just show up at her home unannounced, it will not alert her, and I can knock her out, wait until dark and kidnap her right out of her home.
I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus … cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible.”
I love that she is asleep right now not having the slightest clue of what we have planned. Her days are numbered. I’m glad you’re on board. She does look tasty doesn’t she?
Enjoy the clink, GVIII.
