The dream is over fellas.
Jessica Biel has officially gifted herself to Justin Timberlake.
I could be a grade A douche and state that the marriage won’t last, because its a Hollywood thing, and say someday, down the road, you may once again have a completely unrealistic shot at Biel. Much like kids who were teenagers in the late 90s feel now feel like they’ve got another shot with Katie Holmes. But these two crazy kids–who are both in their 30s–have really managed to keep their shared life out of the spotlight.
The couple married at a private ceremony in Italy, flexing their skills of avoiding TMZ and other American crap manufacturers. They even flew their guests to Germany first, followed by a quick hop to Italy, in order to keep the venue secret. They released the following statement to People magazine, providing for a broad, relatively vanilla statement about their nuptials.
“It’s great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends.”
Now we can discuss: Who has the bigger task of being married to the other? I’m gonna go with Jessica Biel. Justin has benefited from some smooth connections, and great writing during his rise to not just being the lead singer of ‘N Sync. When guided by outside forces such as Lonely Island, and any variety of film directors, he’s solid…but when left on his own? Let’s go to some video evidence:
There are many other examples. In all fairness, I wish the couple the very best. I hope that they’re able to buck the celebrity trend and put together a long run, and make lots of good looking and charming children.