They do things a bit differently in Denmark. Okay… a lot differently.
Those crazy Danes are currently holding a small penis contest with a prize of a brand-new iPhone–and (a few) people are actually entering. Voluntarily. Really.
The contest was sponsored by some sort of Danish dating or porn site called Singlesex.dk (I’m not going to make that a link). The owner of the site admitted that the idea for the small penis contest was “almost too much,” but said that he believes that “it’s a competition which is at the core of manhood–the most important thing for a man.”
Perhaps something was lost in translation with that quote, but the guy is basically saying that men need to realize that having a large penis isn’t the key to happiness. They should be proud of their tiny penises. Or something like that.
There’s a huge leap between being happy with what God gave you and using your free will to post a photo of your tiny penis online, but who am I to judge the path others choose? (NOTE: I am a normal person who keeps the size of his penis to himself and a select group of others, with whom I have intimate relationships.)
“So far we have received six to seven images which are posted, but we have more trickling in, which we are vetting to make sure they are not stolen from the web,” the guy running the contest said, using a very unfortunate verb.
Only a half dozen entries might not sound like a lot, but keep in mind that this is a small penis contest. That is a rousing turnout. This thing is a runaway success.
All of this raises a very important question: is it better to win or lose a small penis contest? On one side, you get an iPhone. On the other, you don’t have the smallest penis. Quite a stumper.
The contest keeps running until the end of January, so you still have plenty of time to post a photo of your tiny penis online and have a lot of people look at it and laugh at it.