We were sure of it! Sure of it. He couldn’t be human. Justin Bieber was just a mix of carbon-fiber and titanium skeleton, covered by a fleshy substance…and what filling in the gaps? Pheromones,. Raw pheromones designed to make girls squeal, moms believe that he is the greatest thing since their own first lady-tingle and to make Selena Gomez nod and say, “Uh-huh.”
I suppose we were wrong. Unless Bieber’s an advanced prototype, he is just flesh, blood and bone like the rest of us. And he can heave a little funk on stage with the best of the rock stars.
Kicking off his Believe Tour in Glendale (Phoenix) AZ, JB apparently had a too much pre-show milk, and once the show started rocking, so did the sour in his stomach. A few steps on stage, and just before launching into some moves with his back-up dancers, Justin turned his back to the audience and let loose. Let’s have a look at the evidence.
Awesome.
I don’t reckon I will ever attend a Justin Bieber concert, but if for some reason I end up at a show for charity or some other reason, I hope it’s as momentous as this. This was, hands down, the most entertaining thing Justin Bieber has ever done.
The megastar tweeted after the show: “Milk was a bad choice.”
