You don’t often hear someone call a woman a fool, do?
You hear men referred to as fools quite often: “That dude is a fool.” “You fool!” “What a fool!?”
Lindsay Lohan is a fool. Definitively. This girl is so clueless she’s doesn’t get that she doesn’t get that she doesn’t get it. You know what I’m sayin’?
At 12:30a.m. Wednesday morning, Lohan was driving her Porsche down a narrow alley in New York City, when she hit a pedestrian in the knee. Sure. Sounds fishy, but according to the man she hit, Jose Rodriguez, a chef, she did the hitting, then scolded him for not getting out of the way, before her companion told the man to get out of the way so they could move the car. Then…they drove off.
Rodriguez maintains that she was intoxicated, slurring her speech and smelling of alcohol.
Police arrested Lohan, gave her a desk appearance ticket and released her. A police representative made a statement that he didn’t believe Lohan was intoxicated. No doubt, by the time she had been booked, she had time to clean up…because she left the scene!? This all happened over two hours later.
This just can’t end in a good way. It is an example of another epic of downward spiral that we really haven’t been able to see until the information age. I sincerely hope she doesn’t kill someone else before its all said and done.