You’d only expect Lady Gaga to smoke a little herb while in Amsterdam…but onstage? During the show? And apparently promoting it as her medical miracle?
What miracle is that? Perhaps it cured her from depression and an eating disorder, because this little Italian bird known to her folks as Stefani Germanotta, has plumped up to a very healthy size.
Given her petite frame–I mean seriously, the girl is barely 5′ tall…she’s a tiny little thing–she’s quickly moving into Oompa Loompa land. She might wanna cut back a tad on the butter.
I know. She doesn’t care. It doesn’t make her less talented. And you gotta love that about her; however, I’m sure the costume designer and wardrobe consultant tend to mind greatly, because that’s a lot of altering.
Perhaps its her “medical miracle” that has given Ga the munchies. I dunno. What I do know is that she needs a 360 degree mirror. I have no issue with anyone’s size, so long as they can get up and function, but certain people of certain sizes don’t need to be allowing the extra to remain on flop-display.
I’m glad that Gaga isn’t afraid to state that she loves Italian food, and that she’s adept at cooking everything from meatballs to pasta.
All you little Monsters out there who wanna be just like her…try being just like yourself. You don’t need to follow her lead on this one. And if you’re already large and in charge, now you can say that you were so cool that Gaga wanted to be like you, instead of the other way around.
So. What do you think? Am I being too harsh, or does Gaga need to opt for some khakis and a t-shirt?
