Maria Sharapova, Victoria Azarenka Tennis Match is Loudest Ever

Uhhh! Ohhh! Eeee! AHHHH!

Knock it off!

Women’s tennis is out of control. It isn’t a screaming competition…or maybe it is? The game has become more synonymous with sexualesque sneezing sounds than it is with a high level of play.

It is factual that the WTA has made it a focused goal to tone down the grunting and screaming in women’s matches, and the USTA has followed in the footsteps, encouraging young girls and women to keep the noise down when striking the ball. Seriously. It’s out of hand. If you have ever been to some of these matches live, it’s even more ridiculous.

But today…a perfect stormed brewed within the greater, metropolitan area of New York City, even with a beautiful, sun-filled sky. The match is presently being played live in Arthur Ashe Stadium at the U.S. Open.

Maria Sharapova vs. Victoria Azarenka. It is a new level of ridiculous. Add to it the fact that these two are not fans of one another, and it’s a new level of a new level of ridiculousness.

The two women play with similar styles, and they offer similar scream-groans when they strike the ball. This should be a turn on, right? Two tall, fit, leggy women screaming as they exert themselves physically? Personally, two circus clowns would be more intriguing when held in such regard. If you close your eyes, it sounds like animals are being slaughtered. Literally. Every. Ball. Strike. The comedy of errors and winners is only heightened as set points enter the mix. Geez, Louise.

A huge shot…I get it. Give it a little extra. But these two chicks scream more than a martial artist during a forms exhibition.

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4 Responses to Maria Sharapova, Victoria Azarenka Tennis Match is Loudest Ever

  1. Oh, man. I was excited as the match began and the play got underway and i was able to ficus on the way they were gitting theshots. When the screaming and shrieking started I remembered why I can’t stand watching them play. Now have it on just about mute, but I’m missing hearing the sound of the balls’ being hit and tha match commentary. Shame on them.

  2. I will never watch either of them play ever again. Ridiculous, obnoxious, annoying. Shall I tell you how I really feel?

  3. honestly…i came online to remind myself which one is the one i canNOT stand …which one is the loudest—to prepare myself for the finals…my mom said “i think it’s okay–Azarenka we like—it’s sharipova who is soooo shrill” … maybe Azarenka will read a few of these articlesa and comments and calm down. they really are ridiculous–completely agree with you, James. and i LOVE hearing the game—the game noises…even the occasional warlike blast from a player’s gut or effort…but every single solitary tap on the ball is absurd… hopefully tonight’s game will be…better?

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