This guy.
If I had a dollar for every post that could be started with those two words…
Prince Harry. Naked. Las Vegas. Partying with Ryan Lochte. There’s just something about one of the world’s most recognizable Royals, getting buck on foreign soil. Apparently Prince Harry loves Las Vegas, and like so many before him, he actually bought into the stupidest saying ever derived: What happens in Vegas…
No. No it doesn’t. Just ask anyone who has scored an STD in Vegas…baby…
However, there is one thing that Prince Harry’s partying ways has triggered in regards to the sluggish Vegas economy. Travel related searches for Sin-City are up 123 percent since Harry has come to town. Perhaps the U.S. government hire out Harry’s services to hit several cities on an American tour. Visit some small towns, too. A little nudity never really hurt anyone. There are plenty small business owners in middle-America who’d be thrilled to have a naked prince run through town if it meant a business boom.
Back in the real world, Harry may be in some hot water when he returns home. Being a Captain within the British Army–a promotion he received in 2011–he may have to answer to the end-all of British authority…that would be his grandmother, the Queen. But for now, she’s thousands of miles away, and billionaire Steve Wynn is rubbing his hands together with thoughts of impressive profit, while Harry continues to party at his Vegas pad.
