How about eating babies?
No? Not so much? In this absolutely terrifying video, technically no babies are eaten, but an ice cream covered women stars in the promo. Sexy, right? Again, no.
The women stars creepily into the camera while a narrator deals out reasons why we should eat little baby’s… ice cream.
“I eat little baby’s… ice cream,” says the narrator. “It keeps me young. It keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity”… etc.
Also, Little Baby’s Ice Cream promises that “you’ll wink, and nodd, and hug, and high five each other with great enthusiasm.” Remember, “this is a special time; ice cream is a feeling.”
I feel like not sleeping for days.
Here’s an idea, instead of eating babies, it would be best to preserve their ultra cushy bodies for a Toddler Fight Club. Am I right, or am I right?
I want to eat a baby; I mean–ice cream.