Jackie Stallone. All the other grams with the pumped up lips, better run, better run…before Sly’s mom swallows them all for their remaining youth.
C’mon. Everyone loves a little bait and switch. Geez, Louise. I just could not avoiding writing about this. I saw this photo, and was lured right in. This woman is a perfect blend of Hollywood spice. I’m thinking lemon and pepper. And when she’s not attending premiers of her son’s movies, she’s an astrologer. I’m sure she works somewhere near the Pacific Ocean, allowing herself the occasional dip in the saline waters to avoid drying out.
Jackie Stallone strutted her 90 year old stuff up the red carpet for Sly Stallone’s premier of Expendables 2. The ditty opens this Friday nationwide, and will no doubt be an explosion fest similar to the first, with more sweet, old action stars, as well as some newbies…Liam Hemsworth, aka Miley Cyrus’s fiance, has joined the cast as Bill the Kid. He’s young. And then there’s Bruce Willis, who is still doing some great stuff. Loved him recently in Moonrise Kingdom. Digressing, the evening quickly swam away from the movie itself and was swallowed whole by adoring eyes of Sly’s mother.
Ladies. Looking old is OK. It’s graceful. But don’t do this to your lips. Seriously. Jackie. If you mosey across this, just let ‘em be. However, many props to the bird for her physicality. Gotta love that she’s out and about–still enjoying her son’s movies.
Heck yes. I’ll be sitting down to the 10AM matinee for this beast in the morning. How about you?