Minka Kelly has a sex tape. Which means she’s going to become a great big, shining star like Kim Kardashian…
This tape has existed for a cool 14 years, which makes ya think…WHAT!? How old was she when she did this dirty deed? Regardless of looking and often playing early 20s … or late 20s … early 30s … the actress is 32 years old, meaning that this newest slice of naughtiness took place when she was of age. Maybe.
You want the details? OK. So. It seems on the alleged tape, that the two cronies of coitus were very much aware of the throw down. Tri-pod. Monitor. No. I haven’t seen it. No. I won’t see it. But the 14 year old video that is being shopped around is said to possess music from an album that was released before Kelly’s 18th birthday. Oh. The scandal. Because there’s no chance that someone would listen to an album weeks, months or years after it came out.
What can we take from this? If you ever choose to do-it-on-camera, be sure you don’t have Led Zeppelin’s Houses of the Holy playing in the background, because that was released in 1973, and you may not have been 18 in 1973… Your parents may not have been 18 in 1973!?
Brass tacks. This is just further proof that you never make one of these things if you don’t want it getting out…or you do make one if you want it getting out, right Kim K?
