Actor Fred Willard Arrested For Masturbating In Porn Theater

What’s the most shocking element of that headline? Is it the fact that beloved comic actor Fred Willard would take his penis out in a porn theater? Or is it the fact that porn theaters somehow still exist in the age of high-definition televisions and the Internet?

Regardless, what occurred was a story that would likely make Pee-wee Herman proud. At around 8:45 p.m. last night, LAPD officers arrested Williard, the 78-year-old star of films such as Anchorman, at the Tiki Theater in Hollywood. He allegedly had his penis out of his pants and in his hand. He was booked for lewd conduct and quickly released.

Willard is likely to be among the last of a dying breed of men who actually leave the house to consume porn. At age 78, it’s probable that he doesn’t know how to use a computer, let alone how to stream porn online. In some ways, he’s a living time capsule. Maybe the police should have been celebrating his public masturbation, not arresting him for it.

It’s unclear which porn flick Willard was watching at the time, but the Tiki Theater has three that are currently on rotation: Follow Me 2, a porno parody of The Client List and Step Dad No. 2.

Incredibly, IMDB lists Willard as currently working on a film called The Yank.

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