Why awkward, you ask? Well…because…Jonah has a weapon of mass destruction… Sorry. I just couldn’t resist.
Jonah Falcon is the officially recognized largest penis have’r in the world. Like. It’s recorded in some hall of records, I suppose. Guinness, perhaps? How big is it? Well, take a couple of the average size, and he’s still got a some to spare. Without being too graphic, it would take more than a regulation ruler to measure it out. Seriously. It’s like a novelty.
Regardless, this circumstance brought about some humiliation to the TSA that we’ve all been hoping for.
Recently, Falcon was traveling from San Franciso, and while working his way through security, it was believed that he possessed something in his pants that could be a potential threat to his fellow passengers. Sweet mercy, the joke potential is tough to deny…but it’s also like shooting fish in a barrel. So. Have fun with them. Digressing.
After walking through the X-ray machine, Falcon was asked a series of questions by the TSA agent. He was then pulled aside to go through the manual pat-down process. When asked if he had anything in his pockets, Falcon replied, “No.” As the agent began working around his junk, Falcon merely stated, “It’s my d***.” The agent continued the pat-down. They even sprinkled a powder on Falcon’s pants to check for chemical reactive explosives.
After making every many on staff feel a little less manly, and turning every woman into a lesbian, Jonah Falcon was allowed to pass.