Porn Company Offers Chad Ochocinco $69,000 To Change His Name To Chad Seisnueve

Yesterday was a rough day for Chad Ochocinco. After no team in the NFL wanted to trade for him, the New England Patriots decided to cut the veteran wide receiver. Ochocinco was classy about, thanking the New England fans on his Twitter feed (and hilariously changing his profile to read “UNEMPLOYED BLACK GUY”), but the release had to hurt for a player as proud as Ocho.

Being out of an NFL job doesn’t mean that Ochocinco is out of money-making opportunities, however. In fact, he just received a very unique offer. Porn streaming site PornHub.com (I’m not linking to it, but you can copy and paste the URL into your browser’s navigation bar if you feel like you need to check it out) has a proposal for Ochocinco: change your name to Chad Seisnueve for a period of at least 24 hours and get paid $69,000.

The proposal is obviously a publicity stunt. I’m reporting on it and giving PornHub.com free publicity (but not links), so it’s already worth the $69,000 they claim to be willing to pay.

They won’t have to pay that money, however. Ochocinco is a crazy guy, but there’s no way he’ll go through with this. He’s spoken in the past about his regret about changing his last name to Ochocinco and his desire to go back to Johnson. Besides, the last thing he needs when searching for a new NFL team is the media circus and talk of him being a distraction that would result from yet another name changing stunt.

Below, the complete offer letter from the people at PornHub.com:

Dear Mr. Ochocinco,

I hope this letter finds you well. Our company, Pornhub.com, (the premier destination for online adult entertainment) would like to offer you an opportunity to solidify your support for the work we do here. Given your continued endorsement of our brand on your widely followed Twitter account, we feel it would only be appropriate to ask you, in the spirit of fun, to take your fandom for us to the next level.

In short, we would like to extend a proposal for you to legally change your name to Chad Seisnueve on the day of June 9, 2012 for the subsequent 24 hours. As proof, all we require from you is a twitpic of the approved name change registration form accompanied by a @Pornhub hashtag mention. We believe that this partnership can be beneficial to both parties.

In return for your cooperation and willingness, we will compensate you $69,000.

We truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon. Meanwhile, please feel free to continue enjoying the fruits of our labor at Pornhub.com.

All the best,

Corey Price

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