I have to offer a disclaimer. This may be one of the most disturbing things you’ll ever read. Quite honestly, the only reason I’m spouting the knowledge is so you can feel better about yourself. If you’re having a really tough Friday, then this one is for you. If not…well, you’ve been forewarned.
A 22 year old Japanese man, Mao Sugiyama, decided that he desired to live life as an asexual. Back in the day, they used to call these fellas eunuchs. That means that they have their genitalia removed. Period. Nothing more. These days it is common for such a surgery to be the desire of a transsexual, who will undergo “gender reassignment surgery.” Mao had no interest. He just wanted to be sexless. So, he had his twig and berries chopped, and then took them home as frozen meat. He also had his nipples removed…though everyone has nipples, so this one really confused me.
Based on the title of this post, you can probably guess what’s coming next.
Being a qualified cook–though a professional illustrator–he thought about eating his own body parts. Instead, he thought better to capitalize off his junk. So, he offered an ad to cook the penis, testes and scrotum for anyone, in anyway that they would like it prepared. Woozy yet?
Initially he offered it for one person at the price of 100,000 Japanese yen. That would roughly exchange to just over $1,250 USD. Instead he got offers from several people, to attend an event where there would be other things on the menu, but five lucky, er, “interesting” individuals opted to enjoy his goodies. Of the five, 2 were women and 3 were men.
The rest of the guests ate beef or crocodile.
Have a nice weekend.
I started reading it, and I couldn’t stop no matter how hard I tried…