I know what we’ve all been thinking. Tuesday is an okay day, but you know what would make it even more okay? An arbitrary list of hot people.
Well, lo and behold, that’s exactly what Maxim’s dishin’ up for us. Israeli model and former girlfriend of superstar Leonardo DiCaprio, Bar Refaeli, tops this year’s list. When asked what makes her sexy, Refaeli answered with this insightful and profound comment: “Why do people think I’m sexy? Maybe it’s the fact that I have boobs.” I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Another notable to make the cut: Lois Griffin from the Family Guy at No. 85. Yes, we know the list is about the world’s most beautiful (nonanimated) women, and yes, Lois is a woman–and yes, she is animated, but she’s a sweetheart, okay?
Speaking of sweethearts, a well-loved and all around funny guy has made the list. It’s actually the first time that a man has made the cut. Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Show is sitting pretty (or should I say hotily) at No. 69. Take note: the way to a man’s heart is a sense of humor and fun bags. It’s obvious why Colbert has been ‘honored’ with this title. Who can resist his one raised eyebrow and on-point political commentary? No man alive could.
Another hottie to make the list is Paulina Gretzy at No. 87. (Remember those Instagram photos? How could we forget?)
The rest of the top five include Oliva Munn, Mila Kunis, Katy Perry, and Olivia Wilde.
Check out the photos below.