Micaela Schaefer is a German model who likes to grab headlines as much as she dislikes clothing. At the Men In Black 3 premiere, she showed up in one of the skimpiest outfits you’ll ever see on a red carpet. Seriously, her dress would have been indecent in a softcore porn film. You could see pretty much everything, to the point that it was actually kind of gross.
Her dress (if you can call it that) was made out of a material that some have described as electrical tape. To me, it looks more like the tape that was inside old VHS tapes. But I’m old, so I know what VHS tapes are.
Schaefer’s ridiculously huge, ridiculously surgically-altered breasts were on display, as was her butt. She might argue that it was a windy day and she never intended to show off so much of her anatomy, but don’t believe her. She knew very well what she was doing.