Serena Williams’ Rap Song Will Be The Worst Thing You Hear Today (LISTEN)

As the old saying goes, all rappers want to be athletes and all athletes want to be rappers. Okay, maybe that’s not an old saying, but I’ve heard it at least a few times and it seems to hold true.

Tennis star Serena Williams is the latest pro athlete to take a crack at the rap game. Like pretty much all the others before her (including Shaq, Allen Iverson, Floyd Mayweather, Randy “Macho Man” Savage, Chris Johnson and the 1985 Chicago Bears), Williams has failed pretty hard. As you would expect, there is very little you can say about her debut rap song that’s positive.

Take a listen:

For those who want to take their criticism a bit deeper than just saying “that sucked” and moving on, here are the full lyrics for you to analyze:

Wait a minute now
Wait a minute now
Wait a minute now
What you gonna tell ‘em when they hate?
I win

I ball hard, no tennis racket
I can’t see these haters through my Gucci glasses
I make hits like battin practice
Baby like “Serena, is you really rappin’?”
That’s me, thanks for listenin’
Schoolin’ these rappers, they should pay tuition
I make a lot of money but that ain’t your business
And you can tell the people I said this

I win, I really mean it
Swag out this world, you should call me Venus
That’s my sister, my name is Serena
On the court I serve ‘em up
No subpoena
I cook the track up like a frozen pizza
Beat so crazy it might blow your speakers
I ain’t ever been a loser
and I’m always on top…
Roofer

Wait a minute now
Wait a minute now
What you gonna tell ‘em when they hate?
I win

Frozen pizza… truly a revolutionary punchline.

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One Response to Serena Williams’ Rap Song Will Be The Worst Thing You Hear Today (LISTEN)

  1. Dude, she can flow, don’t hate. If you wanted a sexy headline, you should have said she raps better than Shaq. Tell me how my ass tastes!