70 Year-Old Virgin Says She Is Finally Ready To Lose It

Someone alert Judd Apatow and Steve Carrell. The plot for a sequel to The 40 Year-Old Virgin might have just fallen into their hands.

The virgin in question this time is a 70 year-old woman from England named Pam Shaw. Though she has made a living as a sexy cabaret singer, going by the nickname The Sexational Pam, Shaw claims that she has never actually had sex. She says she is against sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career to ever settle down with a man. It also probably didn’t help that she lived with her mom until she died at the age of 97 in 1995 (Shaw would have been in her 50s at the time).

Now, Shaw says, she is finally ready to lose her virginity. And she might actually succeed. Despite the fact that she is 70 years old, she still looks great (if you can get past the pretty brutal mullet she’s sporting). She says she wants to find a “tall, dark and handsome millionaire” and that may be aiming a bit too high, but I’m sure she’ll be able to find some guy willing to help her ditch her V-card if she lowers her standards a bit.

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