I’m sure the child is precious. Daughter of Jessica Simpson. Maxwell Drew Johnson. Sounds like a strong name. A name for a lumberjack.
Jessica and husband Eric Johnson say they’ll call her Maxi for short. See. It gets even better.
What the heck is wrong with these people? In all fairness, these are family names, but Maxwell? Drew? If you give birth to a son…go for it! But Maxwell Drew? For a girl? Yep. It sure is outside the box. Thanks for trying too hard.
I really don’t get this. I don’t understand why people name their children such names knowing that their kids will be harassed for it once their peers become aware of how to be intentionally cruel. Maxi? Really? “Hey, Maxi-Pad!” C’mon, Jessica. And even worse, c’mon Eric Johnson! Dad!? What are you thinking, man? Not that your daughter won’t love being called Mad Max, and referred to as a feminine hygiene product…
This is yet another name in a rash of celebrity babies that’s just too much. Yes, celebrities, we understand that many of you think you’re better than the rest of us, but these names… Jay-Z and Beyonce named their surrogate baby, Blue Ivy. Way to give your kid the name of a porn star.
And Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey naming their twins Monroe and Moroccan…? Why not Mexican? Malaysian? Marshall Island? Or really go for it…Monroe and Mozambique?
Jessica Simpson’s sister, Ashlee? She and ex-husband Pete Wentz opted for Bronx for their little boy. Nothing like naming your child after a drunken experience at Yankee Stadium.
Yes. I know I seem mean spirited, but my concern is for the children. Genuinely.
