Do you hate Kim Kardashian? That’s step one. Most people don’t like Kim Kardashian, unless they have the emotional maturity of a twelve-year-old.
Step two is showing up to an event that she’s planned ahead of time, with a giant vat of white powder to throw in her jet black hair. That’s how you make the news if you want to do something bad to Kim Kardashian, and that’s exactly what happened at her perfume launch in Los Angeles. I love how celebrities constantly have to re-launch their perfumes, because none of them have any long-term possibilities except for classic scents like Elizabeth Taylor’s.
An unnamed woman was hiding in the crowd during her red carpet appearance and doused her with flour. Can we please turn this into a sport? All Kim Kardashian does is make appearances at things, so how much more hilarious would it be if she were always on edge, always unsure whether or not she was going to be doused in a fine white powder.
I’d imagine it’d go something like this.
Interviewer: Kim, why do you look so panicked?
KK: Incomprehensible mumbling.
Interviewer: Kim, are you shaking?
KK: Last time it was cake batter. Next time, anthrax. *runs away*
Then again, it’s probably just a stunt for her reality show. Can we please let her die away like Paris Hilton? Maybe even by being pelted with flour?
I mean, she started her career being covered with suspicious white substances.