Never has the phrase ‘Roll Out’ been more appropriate. It’s the perfect description of what one does the morning after they have Taco Bell the previous morning.
Time to wreck all of your stomachs in the morning. Taco Bell has just unveiled their new breakfast menu.
Launching in 14 states, the belle of the Taco Bell ball, it’s still ignoring the question – how much self-hatred do you have to have to start your day off right with a belly full of anything from Taco Bell? Do you rage at your life and want to die in a fiery car wreck once the gas bowls you over when you’re trying to switch gears? Or perhaps leave a good impression by constantly farting when shaking the hands of other people around the office or standing around the water cooler? Whose terrible idea was this to inflict on not only themselves, but the rest of the world? Somebody had to taste Taco Bell’s
Breakfast foods are the fast food industry’s biggest market share, and prior to this, Taco Bell didn’t have a breakfast menu. For good reason. It’s one thing to invent a breakfast menu to try to help your company, another to just let it slide so the death toll doesn’t rise. Now they do, and they’re testing the launch to see if people are drawn to their breakfast menu – which includes items like Johnsonville’s sausage and egg wraps, burritos stuffed with egg and cheese, and orange juice.
‘Hey, Bobby, let’s go to Taco Bell and get some orange juice!’ ‘Okay!’
Some stores are remaining open 24 hours to accommodate the launch, as we all know, bad decisions happy at any hour.
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