50 Cent Promises To Show Twitter His Penis…

By Mark Lorenz on January 26th, 2012

….if the Giants win the Super Bowl.

50 Cent, why do you need publicity so bad? Don’t you have years worth of not rapping to bank off of? Not releasing anything interesting?

50 Cent is straight from the streets. So much, he knows the ancient thug code that if your team is ever in the Super Bowl, and they lose, you have to show your penis on Twitter. It’s one of the 10 crack commandments – don’t smoke your own stash, don’t snitch, and you best be making sure that your penis winds up on Twitter. The New York Giants will be going head-to-head with the New England Patriots, but rappers like 50 have been making headlines for the ridiculous bets they’ve been making on sporting events. To me, it’s not news that rappers are blowing their money on ridiculous things – but it is that they’re so intense and masculine about a football team that they’re dying to show their piece to the world.

Nobody wants the Giants to win. They won during the last meeting, messing up the Pats’ perfect season. And it’s New York. Purports to be the greatest city in the world, but the only team they have that has been able to win consistently is the Yankees.

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