From KY to Astroglide to…wait…there are creams that are proven to make your vahjeen more youthful? Really!? Does it work to offer youthful aspects of…other…things…?
You can’t escape basic, extended cable viewing without learning about the latest in sexual “technological” advances.
I get that everything is cyclical. Fashion and social trends recycle with new labels, yet ultimately, it’s the same old thing. Perhaps this is the oddly futuristic take on the sexual revolution of the 60s? I really don’t know.
I was at a party recently–no, not that type of party–when someone mentioned what I thought had to have been a joke: Bacon-scented and flavored personal lubricant. You think I’m kidding, right? This cued an immediate desire for in-depth research via smartphone. Economic forecasts, doomsday scenarios, politics…and lube. We really like to offer a mixed bag here at Manolith.
Yeah, it was started as a joke…a legitimate Baconlube offered by J & D. The joke became so popular, or people were so totally into it, but embarrassed to admit it, that they used the pretense of a joke to enjoy it, that they begged J&D to continue making it. Naturally, J & D made it part of their line.
Right. Cart before the horse. What’s J&D’s? Justin & Dave…two dudes with a a legitimate, gourmet food business specializing in all things bacon. There is a good chance your local grocer carries their stuff–but probably not the lube.
I thought that was the end-all, be-all in the realm of enhancement–there are some real crap offerings out there–until my research led me to Le Piece de Resistance within the world of lube and hoo-haa helpers: pk24.
Because you’ll think I’m a liar, and grossly embellishing, I’m taking the following directly from the pk24 website:
“pk24 is the first and only clinically tested, vaginal rejuvenation cream. The cream is formulated from a proprietary blend of plant extracts designed to hydrate the interior vaginal walls and create a tightening effect lasting up to 24 hours. The tightening effect allows for greater friction, and in turn enhances sensation and sexual pleasure for both a woman and her partner.”
Gentlemen. And ladies who stumbled here looking for…God knows what…it just got real in the realm of futuristic, sexual anti-aging!
