…with Mitt Romney and Ron Paul. Who isn’t hot and bothered right now?
While we’re election cycle take a moment about how everything has a wonderful purpose — everything that we have works and works for wonderful reason. Or, not.
Case in point — Iowa. Right now, Iowa will decide which Republican we want to lead us into the 2012 elections — the problem is last time I was in Iowa, the state couldn’t decide what decade it was in. Collectively, it also could not decide when to stop drinking as a group and whether or not sweatshirts were in style anymore and now a population of their, despite the state being less populous than Brooklyn, had to decide between the guy that fired your dad, a rancid homophobe, and a guy people don’t like for some reason — unless they’re underground, in which case they love him. They love him so much they want to make him the leader instantaneously, but the Ron Paulnatics need to wait for these things in Iowa.
I have no idea how people make decisions they make at this point — I’ve stopped trying to figure it out, but having Iowa select your frontrunners is like having Denny‘s pick stocks for you.
Or at least treat everything that Iowa does with kid-gloves, like people do to the rest of the Midwest. John McCain must be rolling over in his grave.
Rick Santorum edged out Romney and Paul. So way to go, virulent gay-hating dude. Iowans love you.
So close for Ron Paul!