You might think that Zoe Saldana, with her Amazonian stature, impressive film resume, and slim face is the perfect woman. And we would be remiss to disagree with you. She’s very, very pretty.
Unfortunately, she’s now very off the market, because she’s dating Will Tippen. Bradley Cooper. That guy who plays a douchebag in every movie that he’s in, but now is an international superstar thanks to the success of fare such as The Hangover. He’s taken the star of the biggest box-office smash of all time away from us, and frankly, it’s not fair. Zoe Saldana is the rare star that can actually act amidst all the myriad bits of hype swirling around her – now she’ll be squirreled away in the bachelor cave of Hollywood’s most surreptitious lothario, Bradley Cooper. He’s dated everybody from Jennifer Aniston to Eva Mendez to Renée Zellweger and now Zoe Saldana? There are some things in this world that just isn’t fair – one of those things would be B. Coop’s batting average.
The couple has only been dating for a few months now, so if you feel that you’re more qualified, by all means. Steal Zoe Saldana away from Bradley Cooper. Tell him that Manolith sent you.
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