When they were little kids, do you suppose that one brother said to the other:
“One day when you’ve got two felony strikes against you, and you get busted for a third, I will sacrifice myself, and eat cocaine from your rectal cavity to keep you from going to prison for life. I love you, brother.”
Yeah, I don’t imagine that he ever dreamed of doing that, but…he did. And he died shortly thereafter of an overdose. This may be the strangest story of 2011, and they got it in just under the wire. I don’t mean to make light. Really can’t understand it any other way.
How exactly did this happen?
Two brothers, 23 year old Deangelo Mitchell and his younger brother, 20 year old Wayne Mitchell were stopped while driving, and were placed in squad car custody while officers searched their vehicle for drugs. The men weren’t overly concerned about the contents of the vehicle, but older brother Deangelo was very concerned about what he had in his crack. Well, deep inside his crack. His baggies of coke were massaging his prostate, if you know what I’m saying.
Deangelo eventually retrieved the drugs and talked his brother into ingesting them. He did. He died. Now Deangelo will go to prison for drugs and involuntary manslaughter. Honestly, I just don’t get the drug thing.
The video is a segment of the brothers lamenting their futures while in the back of the squad car. According to many press outlets, a 15 minute video exists in which the exchange and deed takes place. Seriously. Just don’t get the drug thing.