Hey guys do you remember Orthodox Jewish singer/reggae artist Matisyahu? Yes, I thought he was dead as well. He has lost all of his powers, like Sampson.
Never mind that Hasidic Jewish reggae artist is the weirdest title I’ve heard in my life next to Jared Leto, musician — the man had a modest career charting 2 hits on the Billboard 100, which is impressive. When you think about it, what was the last Orthodox Jewish man you know of who was singing hits on the Billboard 100? Bon Iver? He just looks Hascidic. Matisyahu, since his success, has apparently cultivated since a Twitter following of over 1 million people and boy did they get a surprise this morning! Mr. Yahoo tweeted a picture without his facial hair, symbolizing he was out of the Hasidic Jewish game accompanied with a message about how he found religion organically and now no more. That’s great. I’m sure now he’ll be able to be interviewed by female journalists, and he should be delighted that he’ll once again be able to molest pigs with his mouth. The public’s response? Only a few of us are slightly weirded out by what he looks like under his furry mask, so Matisyahu for the 1st time in his life was trending on Google news.
Yes, that is him on the top right. Try not to look into his eyes.
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