Lamar Odom Does Dallas

By James Sheldon on December 12th, 2011

Lamar’s lament.

He was not happy to hear that he might be traded, and now that it has happened…there is no doubt that Khloe is licking his wounds. Farewell from the LaLa, Lamar. It’s time to pack up and head to Dallas.

Lamar Odom was traded to the Mavericks for draft picks. Nothing so exciting. The real excitement is in the personal life of Lamar, who is famously married to the tall Kardashian sister. They have a reality show. A show that Lamar feels may have negatively impacted his career with the Lakers. Or so he stated in a radio interview. Yes, Odom’s personal life is far more exciting that his play on the court, especially now that he’s going to attempt to lure his wife to Dallas.

But…

…if I may.

Khloe is destined to do Dallas. While the Kardashian family hails from Los Angeles, they are geared for Dallas. The land of local celebrity debutantes who think they’re so much more important than they really are. This is Dallas. Dallas has it’s own swagger, and it’s perfect for a Kardashian. Perfect! Khloe can finally get closer to her key demographic. And for Lamar…? Why wouldn’t he be stoked to join the champs? A team on the rise.

Dirk Nowitzki is the greatest German to have ever lived. And Lamar Odom is the greatest inconsistent potential star that the NBA has ever known. This is a match made in heaven.

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