Crazy women are good to have fun with, but never to marry and have children with. So if you’re thinking about marrying a woman who set all your towels on fire and tried to scrape out your organs in the night to put in coptic jars….just hold off.
Brooke Mueller is the crazy woman du jour, making news again this December for her activities in Aspen. As she has done many times before in the past, only this time Charlie Sheen didn’t threaten her with a knife, she was arrested for cocaine possession and assault. Do you know how white-bread Aspen is as a town, and how high you have to be to be causing all kinds of trouble? Incredibly. Charlie Sheen has obviously taught her well, but it causes pain for her family members and the people that she punches out.
Family members are hoping that this is the final straw that’ll get her into rehab, but after you’ve been married to Charlie Sheen – rehab isn’t optional. It’s mandatory.
Mueller’s rep isn’t commenting, again, because why would you? What else could you possibly say about your client that hasn’t already been said about a contestant on Celebrity Rehab or a character from Blue Velvet?
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