You might’ve thought that you had heard the last of the Kardashians this year, as we get to watch this divorce drama play out that nobody cares about. You’d be wrong.
Because now the oldest Kardashian, Kourtney, is pregnant with another demon baby. Will it chew through the walls of her uterus? Can we encourage Kourtney’s baby to do it with some type of motivational effort like a Kickstarter project or something similar? Jesus Christ. It’s almost as if Kris Kardashian planned for her daughter to get pregnant to balance out good will for the damage done to their brand. People don’t like divorce, regardless of if the people they’re watching get divorce are classless besides.
This’ll be Kourtney’ second baby with Scott Disick, complementing the one she already has. The rest of the Kardashian children are currently childless — but rest assured if they weren’t a rich family, they’d be popping out kids left and right.
Money can’t buy you class. Maybe this’ll be the straw that breaks the camel’s back in terms of Kardashian coverage, or maybe we’re just praying for it really really hard to be in the Mano offices so we can stop pretending like we care.
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