A horse is a horse of course of course. One thing you might not know about horses, though, is that they’re delicious. And may melt so good in your tummy.
People love horses — it’s the first animal little girls fall in love with, and if they’re wealthy enough, chances are they’ve stowed a few away in stables their parents bought. One thing that Americans aren’t used to doing, though, is eating horses. That will change now that President Obama signed a bill that made it okay for horse meat to be mass produced for consumption. The next time you see a horse casually grazing outside at its stable, look again. It may be clubbed and put on your dinner plate.
A lot of people will be outraged, but realistically, you’ve put way worse things in your mouth than horse meat. And people do it every day…the only reason people would have problems eating horse meat is that people think of horses as friendly and intelligent, beautiful creatures.
But they’re not. They’re so stupid, they run back into barns when they’re burning, and so abundant that we can breed them and it’ll take care of the food problem.
Delicious horses may be on every menu coming up.
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