You might’ve heard of Shayne Lamas, as she was once a contestant on a show that features a collection of women trying to achieve the impossible dream– true love, by dating a man who is dating 25 other women all living in the same house. But you probably haven’t, because she’s a nobody.
Now she’s had a baby, with notable blogger Nik Richie of ‘The Dirty’. If you’ve never heard of ‘The Dirty’, it’s where douchebags go to make fun of people who just like themselves. It’s literally a collection of people who shouldn’t be on the internet, as normally they’d be too busy trying to one-up each other in a 24 hour Denny’s, or someone hellhole on the Vegas strip. Recently, Richie was featured on Anderson Cooper for defamation of a woman who worked as a teacher and for the Cincinatti Bengals as a cheerleader.
But now he has a baby girl, who will undoubtedly grow up to be a raging alcoholic and the type of person he puts on ‘The Dirty’. You don”t sleep with the offspring of Lorenzo Lamas and expect them to start popping out offspring with amazing genes.
So good luck, and start saving money for tattoo removal, and stays at Promises in Malibu. Or beautician programs — not that there’s anything wrong with being a beautician, but….you know.
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