Sasha Grey Reads To Elementary School Children

By Mark Lorenz on November 12th, 2011

If you’re a porn star, apparently you aren’t allowed to do other things with your life. Sasha Grey got in trouble recently for doing naughty things at an elementary school.

What naughty things? Oh, she just dragged her taught body into a room full of children, sat down ever so slowly…and read a book? That’s right, Sasha Grey read a book to a room full of first and third graders as a part of the ‘Read Across America’ initiative that’s happening currently. And predictably, some people had problems with a woman who once shot milk enemas on other people’s faces reading to their children. Let’s be real here, though, education is in such disarray, every time they fire a teacher because some sort of scandalous detail about their past leaks out, that’s one less person they have to teach people. It’s not like people are tripping over themselves running to become teachers.

School officials are claiming that the reading, which happened at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California, never happened. That’s a convenient way to cover up a porn star coming into your school and reading to kids. Just by claiming it never happened.

Like all my friends who claim that porn stars have never been in their apartments. Well, that’s probably true. This has to be the first time in history someone’s mad at a porn star for reading a book.

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