Is there any reason why you’d want to have 20 children? Aren’t there easier ways to get your family into neighborhood sporting teams than showing up with the offensive and defensive lines? The Duggar matriarch is pregnant again.
We’re calling her the Duggar matriarch, because I have no desire to learn what her name is. If her primary function has been that of a tunnel to expel children out of, similar to those that I assume are being dug outside of shady orphanages – she doesn’t really need a name. Anyway, the Duggar family made news today when they announced that they were going to have their 20th baby, making their family the exact same size as an overburdened school classroom.
Wait, never mind. We have a name. Her name is Michelle, her husband, blessed with the kind of name you’d expect for somebody cheering a dozen or more pregnancies – Jim Bob. Do they just fall out of her body at this point?
Michelle’s last pregnancy resulted in a premature birth and complications…perhaps as God’s way of telling the family that they need to stop sucking up everyone’s oxygen and birthday cake.
Congratulations to the happy couple. What’s it like being the middle child of 20 children?
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