When was the last time that you encountered a director masturbating with shrimp fat, being that you’re a struggling actress in Hollywood? Oh, never? Well, that’s simply not true according to Olivia Munn’s book.
This brings us to Brett Ratner. The man has had a pretty good run of a career, considering that he’s one of the (alleged) most notoriously hacky directors that ever managed to touch a movie camera because of his ability to work connections. Have you seen his ads for the New York Film Academy? He is a vacuum of charisma and from what I suspect, string cheese. But his film, Tower Heist, is looking like it’ll make a solid appearance, cementing Eddie Murphy’s place back in the spotlight as a star and taking the number two spot at the box office. But on a recent appearance on G4, he addressed another rumor – namely that Olivia Munn had seen him pleasuring himself with shrimp fat.
It’s not true. But the fact that enough people had suspicions that Brett Ratner would masturbate with the fat from shrimp speaks volumes on his character. If someone said that about Martin Scorcese, they’d be laughed off.
But Ratner? Not so much. Tower Heist opened this weekend, slightly behind Puss In Boots.
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