All it took was a massive backlash against her publicity-engineered wedding, and her inability to handle stress like a normal being. Can we stress out Kim Kardashian more so she stays the hell away from cameras? Just freak her out irreparably, so she starts living an ascetic life?
Kim Kardashian is a being created from fame and ambition, with no discernable talent besides. She can roll around and pose all sexily, which she does on occasion in music videos or during appearances at clubs, or what I imagine she does in front of a mirror in a desperate attempt to stay relevant in her head. She got married this year to Shrek’s younger brother, who moonlights as a basketball player for the New Jersey Nets. And sadly, the marriage didn’t work out because Shrek the youngest wanted her to stop doing appearances in clubs and come with him to Minnesota to have a family. They inevitably divorced, and now the big question would be whether Kim Kardashian would be able to act sad long enough to appear that her intent in getting married was actually convincing.
So now to prove the answer to that question is ‘YES’, she’s going to go into hiding. Thank the lord, the backlash is beginning, and hopefully we can get these useless wastes of space back patrolling Los Angeles and off of our televisions.
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