Now You Can Pay Hot Girls To Run With You

By Mark Lorenz on October 31st, 2011

Have you ever wanted to engage in vigorous physical activity with a girl who is attractive? I bet you have. I bet that you want to do that every night and every day, unfortunately you can’t. But now you can pay a service to hire hot girls to run with you.

God, you have to love the entrepreneurial spirit of America and the times in which we live when we think of this idea as a good thing and not weird. With all the reports coming out about how obese we are as a culture, it’s about time someone started a sexist service for everyone to lose weight. And there is enough interest where people are going to validate his idea with a little bit of money. The service, currently available in New York will pair up men with available hot women who want to run with them for a nominal fee. Is this for people who need to stay motivated? Is this for men who can’t possibly get any type of action outside of their own limited mental sphere? Where do they pull their women from.

I have so many questions. I guess I’m going to have to indulge in this, so I can run with a hot girl and bombard her with questions.