I’m glad this is happening — now we can all see what a being comprised only of famewhoredom looks like. Courtney Stodden has been kicked out of a pumpkin patch for being too risqué.
It’s easy to forget sometimes that the bleached blondes you see wandering around with thigh-highs and in short shorts don’t REALLY know too much about anything except being sexy. And even then, they turn that into overkill….if your idea of sexy is emulating a busted 30-something woman, then congratulations. There’s a small population of creepers who are going to be interested and pursing you. Stodden and her fifty-something husband Doug Hutchinson were out in a Los Angeles pumpkin patch, picking pumpkins and preparing for Halloween (every weekend, judging from Courtney’s eye make-up) when Stodden started posing.
And wouldn’t you know it, they annoyed people near the pumpkin patches so badly, they threw her out.
This is the first time in history that someonemay have been too slutty for a pumpkin patch. Think of how slutty that is. If you’re ever thrown out of a place where they offer haunted hay-rides for being too skankalicious, examine your life and choices. They haven’t done that before in the history of the world, normally because you pick pumpkins in the fall, and also because — well, JUST BECAUSE.