How can anyone, man woman or child, hates on ice cream. More importantly, how could they hate on Schweddy Balls?
The flavor commemoration to end all commemoration was when a man in a suit in a Ben & Jerry’s office was like, ‘You know what? We need a flavor that’s a giant dick joke,’ and all the bros in suits high-fived each other. And Ben & Jerry’s new flavor was grand and special — of Schweddy Balls in your mouth. But there are some people who want to stop this from happening…some people who think you might be damaging your poor children. Those people we have nothing but contempt for here at Manolith. How can you deny children the pleasure of having ICE CREAM? Sure, they may giggle at the name and parents may worry their child’s ears will be violated like an NPR listener, but it’s just a bit of silliness.
As a result of the controversial name supermarkets across America are reportedly pulling their Schweddy Balls off the shelf and denying everybody access. The movie is a bit of a buzz kill — but I’m pretty sure there are worse things you can get in supermarkets than goofily named desserts. For instance, anything you might find in the frozen food section which would include pancakes on a stick….and pizza and cookies in the same box.
When you are selling cookies and pizza and a box and saying that is much worse than an ice cream called Schweddy Balls — there might be something wrong with you.
America.
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