Oh, the Cyrus family. You have to wonder what they’d be like if they never found Hollywood.
Billy Ray Cyrus and his groupie wife more or less messed up as parents — but it’s interesting to speculate. Trace Cyrus, Miley’s brother and lead singer of once popular band Metro Station and fashion designer (in quotations) is now engaged to Brenda Song, notable Disney channel actress. What does that mean? It means that Song is probably going to pop out a baby and wants to do the right thing by her family that also means there’s going to be a half Asian half horse running around, sporting all kinds of personal problems.
Congratulations to them starring family so young an admirable thing for somebody to do. This is probably the first baby had by the second generation Cyrus family…at least that has been made public. Lord knows if Miley was pregnant that ten publicists would be hired to keep the news and you’d be able to find it by the sound of their incredible mouth breathing. Brenda Song recently had a role in The Social Network as a crazy Asian girlfriend.
Let’s see how long this lasts, because there can’t be anything crazier than a divorced ex-Disney starlet.
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